1. Cat don't golf every saturday
2. Cat wont say an outfit makes you look fat
3. Cat aren't interested in microbrews
4. Cat don't golf Sunday either
5. Cat treat your mom with respect
6. Cat don't leave the seat up
7. Cat aren't afraid of commitment
8. Cat don't think the stooges are funny
9. Cat leave fewer whiskers in the sink
10. Cat don't need constant attention
